A man went to a vet to get his pet dog treated for an unknown
ailment. The vet looked over the dog and told the owner it was a
mere case of indigestion. Unconvinced, the man asked for a second
opinion. So the vet brought in a cat which started sniffing all
over the dog. The vet said the same thing and sent the puzzled man
and his dog out of the treament room. When the owner recieved the
bill, he wasn't amused at the amount and confronted the vet. The
vet told the owner,"you wanted a second opinion on your dog and so
i gave it a cat scan."