Have been reading sgforums for about a year,but have nvr
bothered to create an account.anyway here is a pretty good
joke...
A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam
consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other
guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in
from the lake with a boat full of fish. Stringer after stringer was
packed with freshly caught trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam
his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to
accompany him and observe.
So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off in
Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped
the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.
Sam's approach was simple: He took out a stick of dynamite, lit
it, and threw it into the air. The explosion rocked the lake with
such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface. Sam took
out a net and started scooping them up.
Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he
recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam, "You
can't do this! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying
every fine there is in the book!"
Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of
dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden
with these words: "Are you going to sit there all day complaining,
or are you going to fish?"
