A collection of the best and the worst!
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hey baby, you must be the plague, cuz you give me fever and a
swelling in the groin
guy looks at a girls tag in top ,, says " hey i was right you
are made in heaven"
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again?
If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting
head?
At the office copy machine
"Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
DIRECTED TO UGLY CHICK
Damn... I wish i was blind
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
"Are you from Mars, because that ass outta this world!"<!--
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"If you were my sister, incest would be cool."
i forgot my number....can i borrow urs?
Are You Osama-Bin-Ladin's Daughter? cuz your the BOMB
Hey your cute....lets hug!
we've got the chemistry, now let's do the physics
"Your name must be Gillette, cos your the best a man can
get"
"You must work at the UPS, 'cause i coulda sworn i saw you
checkin' out my package!"
"Hey, have you got any Raisins? No? How about a Date?".
"Hey baby, you must've been a cesarian cause you're way too phat
to have come out a vagina"
"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a
name to go with the face."
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore
Uranus."
"You're like constipation...you take my breath away."
"You must work in a chicken farm because you sure know how to
raise cocks"
"My love for you is like diarrhoea, it just keeps coming
out"
"hey, my dick just died.. can i bury it in your ass?"
"If ur name was homework, I'd do u on my desk."
does your tongue taste the same as mine???
Hey baby will you be my math tutor tonight?
we can add a bed, subtract our clothes, Divide my legs and
multiply
"Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
"You must have spanner eyes, because when I look at you, my nuts
tighten"
A: "hey how heavy is a polar bear"
B: "Dont know"
A: "Heavy enough to break the ice, hi im.....
Can I lie tangent to your curves?
our love is like the decimal for pi, it goes on and on and
on
i wish i was sine squared theta and you were cos squared theta,
then we'd be one
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