A woman was shopping in the local supermarket where she selected
a quart of milk, eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.
As she unloaded her items at the cash register to pay, a drunk
standing behind her in line watched her place the four items on the
belt and stated with assurance: "You must be single."
The woman looked at the four items on the belt, saw nothing
unusual about her selection and said: "That's right. How on earth
did you know?"
He replied: "Because you're frickin' ugly."
