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Once there were three men,
Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in
which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St.
Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of
transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be
judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen
accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a
bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will
drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked
at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on
your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around
heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam,
and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex
until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this,
you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time
later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari
and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.
"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set
forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his
mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate
board."
