At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year
old.
Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if
they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and
the expected 'knock' on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her
85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to
go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally.
Again he is ready for more 'action.'
Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a
fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally
is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a
25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'
And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,
'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well
and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your
age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover,
Wally.'
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......'You
mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.
