A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas
. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his
usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of
your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype
women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do
with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women
like me from being respected at work and in the community and from
reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes,
but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
little jerk on your knee!''
Cathy from www.netsowntown.com