Who's
Smarter
A woman was out golfing one
day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods
to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you
release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." She did and
the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a
condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will
get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the world.
The frog warned her, "You do
realize that this wish will also make your husband the most
handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him."
The woman replied, " That's
okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only
have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she became the most beautiful woman
in the world!
For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That
will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be
ten times richer than you."
The woman said, " That's okay
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she
became the richest woman in the world!
The frog asked her what she
would like for her third wish. She said, "I'd like a mild heart
attack."
Moral of the story: Women are
clever. Don't mess with them.
