The office
phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:
"What kind of
an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch
break?!?"
The caller
shouts back:
"Do you have
any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this
company!"
The employee
replies:
"Do you have
any idea whom YOU are talking to?"
Perplexed, the
CEO mumbles: "NO!!!"
The employee
heaves a sigh of relief and says: "Thank goodness for that!!" and
hangs up