One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm
waving from the shadows of an alley.
Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into
the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he
pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman
sitting in the back seat.
'Where to?' he stammered.
'Vale Road,' answered the woman.
'OK,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just what the hell
are you looking at?'
'Well lady ', replied the driver, 'I noticed that you're completely
naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare.'
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat,
smiled at the driver and said, 'Does THIS answer your
question?'
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Got anything
smaller?
