The
Confession
Joe enters the confessional
and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
"Oh, no," said the priest,
thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie
Brown?"
"I'd rather not say who it
was."
"Was it with Betty
Smith?"
"I'd rather not say," says
Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While
leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received
absolution.
"Yes, and two very good
leads!"
