Who Where's the
Pants
A young couple were in their
honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his
bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist
was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she
said.
"That's right and don't forget
it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family."
With that, she flipped him her
panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he
could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
He said, "Hell, I can't get
into your pants."
She said, "That's right, and
that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude
changes!"
