"Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and
I
want to have it done", replies Arthur.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor.
"It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no
going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that doc and you're not going to change my
mind;
either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to
another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "but its against my better
judgment!"
So Arthur has his operations and the next day he is up and
walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor
with
his IV stand.
Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly
the
same way.
"Hi there", says Arthur. "It looks like you've just had the
same
operation as me."
"Well", said the patient. "I finally decided after 37 years
that
I would like to be Circumcised."
Arthur stared at him in horror...
"Shit, THAT'S THE WORD!!!!"
