A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday,
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying
with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was
confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two
hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him:
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three
days?"
To which he replied: "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could
see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
