Divorce

Johnny and Marissa were walking together, when Pete popped up to tag along.

Pete::

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G,

First comes love,

then comes marraige,

then comes the abrupt miscarraige,

Then comes blame,

Then comes depair,

Two hearts broken,

Beyond repair.

Johnny leaves Marissa,

and takes the tree,

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

eh?

Hey, I saw this in a comic! Do you read Explosm too?

Here's the joke in a comical form:

Comic done by Rob DenBleyker of Explosm.net