Two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many
years.
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very S L O W L Y tells the first guy, "I
was almost married"
The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you don't stutter any
more."
The answer comes, " Yes, well I went to the doctor and he told me
that if I spoke s l o w l y I wouldn’t stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he
"was almost married".
"Well, my fiancee and I were sitting on the sofa and the dog was
scratching his back and I said to her that when we are married she
could do that for me - and that’s when she threw the ring in my
face”
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the
first friend.
"Well I speak so slowly that by the time she turned round to look
at the dog...... he was licking his balls”
