Guts or Balls?
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you
really know the difference between them? In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being met by your wife with a
broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next,
Chubby."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome.
Both result in death.
