An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and
were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat,
the elderly woman looked at her companion and said: "I remember
when you used to kiss me every chance you had."
The old man, feeling a bit obliged, leaned over and gave her a
peck on the cheek. Then she said: "I also remember when you used to
hold my hand at every opportunity." The old man, again feeling
obligated, reached over and gently placed his hand on hers. The
elderly woman then stated: "I also remember when you used to nibble
on my neck and send chills down my spine."
This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started
to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living
room, his wife asked: "Was it something I said? Where are you
going?"
The old man looked at her and replied: "I'm going in the other
room to get my teeth."
