A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday
afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in
the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer
in his normal, rather sedate, voice.
Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no,
not again."
The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that
when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"
"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.
The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a
match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him
three years."
