A guy goes into the confessional box. He finds on one wall a
fully
equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a
dazzling
array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a long time since I've been
to
confession, but I must first say that the confessional box is
much
more inviting these days."
The priest replies, "Get out! You're on my side!!!"
