When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.
As if we need the hammer if we could break the glass to begin
with.
Fact can be funnier than fiction.
Here's the message the teacher received the next day after she
had written a complaint to the mother of the child who drew the
above picture:
Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I
ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my
daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I
told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found
one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting
over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a
pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we
had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her
homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
The two churches are on the same street. The pictures I posted
here are incompleted and not the full argument.
