A seasoned old biker out on a long summer ride in the
country pulls up
to a pub in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks
inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging
over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the
old gentleman walks up to the bar and calls out to the very sexy
female bartender who is serving drinks and bending down to show her
ample bosoms to a couple of leering admirers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "how may I help
you today?"
The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady,"
he
whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes,
yes,
I sure am".
The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers
softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
