General Eisenhower was going to visit his troops in Rwanda.
Governor Hinose wanted all the native women to stand by the dirt
road, cheer and wave to welcome Eishenhower as he drove by in his
jeep.
The only problem was that the native women never wore any
clothes other than necklace of beads and sometimes little thong
belt. That would never do. So Hinose called the headman of the
tribe, Pusiboo, and told him the predicament.
"No worry", said Pusiboo. If Hinose could provide several dozen
skirts and blouses, Pusiboo would see to it that the women dressed
them for this one-time special event. And these clothes, Hinose
managed to acquire from the misssionaries.
However, on the day of the great parade, just minutes before
Eisenhower was to drive down the road in his jeep, it was
discovered that while all native women dutifully wore the skirts,
they did not like the blouses and had left them at home. So all the
native women were lined up on both sides of the road, skirted but
bare-breasted, with not another stitch on and no underwear at
all.
When Hinose heard this, he angrily summoned Pusiboo, who assured
Hinose that the headwoman had conferred with Pusiboo, and assured
him that the women had agreed on a plan to cover their breasts when
the general drove by.
"Äre you sure?," yelled Hinose.
"I am very, very sure," said Pusiboo.
Just then, General Eisenhower's jeep came chugging by and
bare-breasted woman after bare-breasted woman, gracefully
lifted up the front of her full skirt and covered her face with
it.
