One day Little Pauly's teacher, decided to play a spelling game.
She
gave a letter of the alphabet and the kids have to spell a
word
starting with that letter, and then use the same word in a
sentence. Starting with
"A" Little Pauly's hand was continually in the air, but the
teacher
ignored him. Little Pauly always made lewd remarks and
could
turn the simplest of statements into sexual statements, so the
teacher
was afraid to let Pauly use any letter that he could turn into
an
obscene remark.
"All right now, Susan, you first?" said the teacher. "A is for
Ape, A-P-
E, An ape likes bananas" answered Susan. "Excellent " said the
teacher.
She continues on through the alphabet. Finally she reaches F. Now
she
will NOT let Little Pauly answer this under any circumstances so
she
asks Mary. "F is for Fairy F-A-I-R-Y, a FAIRY is a little girl
who lives
among the flowers", Mary replies.
"Great," says the teacher. "Now we get to G." Only Little Pauly
has his
hand up so the teacher thinks about this and decides "G" is a safe
one.
"Yes Pauly?" She asks. "G is for Gnome G-N-O-M-E. A Gnome lives
among
the flowers too."
"Pauly! That's Excellent!" Exclaims the teacher, very happy that
for
once he wasn't out of line.
Little Pauly grins broadly and goes on to say, "Yes, teacher,
he's the
one who fucks the fairies."
