A young girl walked up to her father one morning looking
very
inquisitive. "Daddy, is God male or female?" she asked.
"God is both," the father answered.
"Really?" the girl inquired.
A moment later, she asked, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"God is both, sweetheart," the father answered.
"Thank you, Daddy," the girl said. She ran outside and found
her
little brother playing with his trucks in the sand box.
"Guess what I just found out?" she excitedly said to her
brother.
"Michael Jackson is God!"
Goodbye, Michael! We'll miss you! 
