Three nuns were in the church discussing various rumours about
the
local priest. The first nun reported, “I was going through
Father’s
office the other day, and do you know what I found? A bunch
of
pornographic magazines!”
The other nuns gasped. “What did you do?” they demanded.
“Well, of course I threw them in the trash,” she replied.
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in the
Father’s room
putting away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms!
“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns, stunned at this apparent
violation of
the priest’s chastity vow. “What did you do???” they asked.
“I decided to teach him a lesson,” said the second nun. “I poked
holes
in all of the condoms!”
The third nun fainted.
