A lil joke . Enjoy.
One day , there were 3 men stranded on a deserted island. They
walked into the bushes and saw nothing. Suddenly , 3
huge man-eating natives came up to them. Which happens to be
english educated.
One of them said : " YES ! Its been quite long since i've eaten
humans !
The other added : " Lets have a little fun first. IF you do not
follow as i say , we'll eat you understood ?! "
The 3 poor men have no choice but to oblige.
One native said : " K here's the game , you must bring back 10
fruits of each kind and come back seperately "
The first one then came back with prunes ! The natives told him
to stuff all of them up his arse without making a single noise.
However , after stuffing the 4th prune , he let out a squeak.
And he was sent to heaven.
The second came back with grapes ! ( Grapes are relatively small
, so its possible to do it ) He kept putting them up in his arse
with ease till the 9th grape. He let out a laugh. And he was sent
to heaven as well.
The first one asked the second man why he laughed and that he
could actually survive!
The second one replied : " Oh , i saw the 3rd one coming back
with durians!! 
