Mr Tan calls his old friend, Mr Lim at 8pm one
night...
Mr Tan : Hello!!
Mr Lim : Hi, you long time never call me
liao...
Mr Tan : ya, how's life?
Mr Lim : okay la, but sometimes hor, when i go toilet at night,
the lights will auto on one leh. and very nice leh the smell in the
toilet.
Mr Tan is a afraid that his friend has gone
senile.
Mr Lim : I go toilet a while u
wait.
Mr Tan : okay.
Suddenly, Mr Tan heard his friend's daughter
shouting :
Ah Pa is peeing in the refrigerator
again!!!