She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to
me
this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not
wanting to
lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right
there
on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all
about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
