The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one
morning and asked the question, "When you die and go to
heaven.....which part of your Body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
The Nun said, "Why do you think that Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Clive raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
legs."
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face and said,
"Now Clive, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Clive said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she
was saying, "Oh God I'm coming."
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we would have lost
her!"
The Nun fainted.
