A sexy girl with perky breasts goes to a
gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his
professionalism goes out the window.
He immediately tells her to undress. After she has undressed and
shows off her beautiful breasts the doctor begins to stroke her
thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm
doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities." "That is correct," says the
doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm
doing now?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for
any lumps or breast cancer." "That's right," replies the
doctor.
He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He
says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says.
"You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first
place."