A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to
everyone
that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best friend
takes him
aside and asks what is wrong. "Well," replied the man "when we
had
finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to
the
toilet without thinking properly I gave her $100"
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend.
"I'm
sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you
to
be a virgin all these years!"
The groom nodded sadly and said, "I don't know if I can get over
this
though. She gave me $20 change!"
