Once upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack.
Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer, the farmer's
wife and their daughter Mabel.
One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores he saw
Mabel bending over to milk the cow. He felt himself become
aroused for the first time and, shocked, ran to find the
farmer to explain this strange phenomena.
Upon finding the farmer he proceded to drop his trousers and
whip out his stiff trouser snake much to the horror of the
farmer.
"Farmer, farmer," Jack cried, "what is happening to my
penis?"
"Now settle down and put that thing away." said the
farmer. "Don't worry about it. It happens to all
men."
"But I don't like it!" cried Jack.
"Well then," said the farmer, "next time it happens just go into
the milk shed, get some cow shit and rub it on your dick.
It'll go down quick smart, trust me."
The next day Jack was passing by the house when he looked in and
saw the farmers wife having a shower. Feeling his member
getting hard he rushed into the cow shed, dropped his pants
and picked up two handfuls of shit. Just then Mabel walked
into the shed.
"What are you doing Jack?" asked Mabel.
"Well," Jack replied,"I'm gonna rub this shit on my dick to make
it go down."
"That would be a waste." Mabel said as she laid down on the
ground and lifted her skirt. "Why don't you stick it up
here?"
So he did. Both handfuls.
