An old fellow was celebrating 92 years on this Earth. He spoke
to his toes. "Hello, toes!" he said, "How are you, toes? You know,
you are 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember we walked in
the park in summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on
the dance floor?
Happy Birthday, toes!"
"Hello, knees," he continued. "How are you, knees? You know you're
92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the
parade? Oh the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy Birthday knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little
bugger, if you were alive today, you'd be 92!
