Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence
Love may be blind but marriage is a real
eye-opener!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name
was Always.
I gave up my bachelor's degrees so that she can gain her
masters
