Used Car

GIB SG

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

We can't drive.'

Then why did you buy it?'

'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.

lianamaster SG

Alamak...

jayh272416 SG

LOL!

limpper SG

Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1) SG

XLStress SG

i dont get it lol.

omgukilledkenny SG

Forbiddensinner SG

i dont get it lol.

Someone told the two old ladies they will be screwed if they buy a used car at the used car lot, as the car will have no petrol and they will be unable to drive it away.

But the two old ladies think that they will be screwed if they buy a car at the used car lot, meaning that they think someone will come and have sex with them if they buy a used car and wait there.