Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns
down through the family
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside. " Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my
chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you
gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a
couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed
with another man..
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's
Up'?"
