This frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits
on the lounge suite opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ……. enough times till
her husband says…….
”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?”
“Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
“Thank Christ for that……. I thought the stuffing was coming
out of the lounge suite.”
