A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to
the
hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a real
practical
joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife
was
doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and
you
have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get
the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife
were
unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done
now?"
and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name
them?"
Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl
Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did
you
come up with for my son?"
The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."
