Never Lie to a Woman
A man called home to his wife and said, '
Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in
Canada with my boss &
several of his Friends
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get
that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're
Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my
things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk
pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you
to Do?'
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your
fishing box ...'
Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
So typical of a man.. It's not like we said '
DON'T ' do it.. We just said ' DON'T ' get caught