This may be the best living will I've seen
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
circumstances
should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who
couldn't
pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If
a
reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one
of
the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Salty nuts
Martini
Cold Beer
Brownies
Mexican food
French fries
Pizza
Ice cream
Twinkies
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such
a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person
and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the
'fat
lady sing,' and call it a day!
