1. It was once said that a black man would be president "when
pigs fly." Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency.... SWINE
FLU!!!
2. Why are Jews immune to Swine Flu? It's not kosher to
catch it.
3. What is the only known cure for Swine Flu? Liberal
application of oinkment!
4. Forget the Swine flu Pandemic, it's a global hamdemic!
5. Wife runs out of a petrol station and phones husband.. "I'm
scared to fill up because of swine flu!", Husband replies, "You
daft women, its in Mexico not bloody Texaco!"
6. Mate, I'm a bit worried. I want you to go for a Swine flu
test. I know you have not been to Mexico but lord
knows you've been with some pigs in your time!"
7. New new Mexican Currency:
