Dave had dated many girls, but he finally became
attracted with Jessica as she was the only one who would not
say yes to sex. He wooed her and pursued her, but she would
not give in and go to bed with him. Finally he proposed marriage
and she accepted.
On their wedding night, as they undressed in their honeymoon
hotel, Dave
said, "You know, Jessica, I never would have married you
if you had gone to
bed with me like all the other girls did."
"Experience is the best teacher," Jessica said. "That's how I
lost the
last 487 guys."
