I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny,
Flirtacious and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to
be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask
me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies
out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare
her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't
worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm
surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that."
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother
that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her
eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too
harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that
age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her
appendix out!"
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding
behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having
a shit."
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run
around in.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on
a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him,
"What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
