There was once a man who had green coloured skin. A reporter
heard of him, and went to his house to press the doorbell in hopes
of getting an interview and a few pictures taken. But the green
coloured man refused. Undaunted, the reporter continuously presses
the doorbell for 1 hour. The green coloured man was so pissed that
he opened the door and tore off all his clothes to let the reporter
take as much as he wanted. THe reporter, however, ran out of the
corridor and out onto the road, where he got banged down by a
car.
Moral of the story : Dont cross the road while the green man is
flashing.
