A guy and several of his guy friends liked to a certain
restaurant where the waitresses were always dressed very sexily
with short skirts and heaving bosoms.
The food was always good, but one particular waitress was
always hard to get and always looked and sounded very
sour.
One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather
frisky, jokingly asked this waitress when she came to take
their orders, "Do you believe in free sex?"
The waitress huffed up and yelled at him, "I certainly do
NOT!"
"Soooo," asked the guy, "how much do you charge?"
