Imagine these being said by this guy.
#1 Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient
#2 Passionate kissing like spider web, leads to undoing of
fly.
#3 Secretary not permanent fixture, still screwed on top of
table.
#4 Man who put penis in peanut butter, is fucking nuts
#5 people who put detergent in top shelf, jump for joy
#6 school boy with mess around with school girl during period,
get caught red handed.
#7 Foolish men give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
organ
#8 Man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time.
#9 He who laugh last, not get joke
haha .. i only got #4,6,8,9 ...
