Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually
she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her
while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?"
When Janice did'nt stir, Little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTLY!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, " Very Good."
and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later, the teacher asked Janice, " Who is our Lord and
Saviour?" But, Janice did'nt even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
" JESUS CHIRST!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, " Very Good!
" and Janice fell back to asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. " What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, " IF YOU STICK ME WITH THAT
TIME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT INTO HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR
ASS! "
.... the teacher fainted!
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