One day, an atheist got lost in the rainforest. After
desperately trying to find his way out, he stumbled across a group
of cannibals. Seeing this he cried out 'Oh God, i'm fucked!'
Suddenly, a bright beam of light shined down from the heavens
and a voice said 'No you are not! Pick up that rock and smash it on
the chieftain's head.' The atheist picked up the rock and smashed
it on the chieftain's head and killed him. The cannibals watched in
horror as the man killed thier leader.
'Now your fucked.' said the voice.
