One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up
a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises
their hand. The teacher says, "See it's long neck? What animal has
a
long neck?"
Sally holds up her hand and asks "is it a giraffe?" "Very good
Sally,"
the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None
of
the students holds up their hands. "See the stripes on this
animal?
What animal has stripes?"
Billy holds up his hand and says, "It's a zebra." "Very good
Billy,"
the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of
the
students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this
animal.
What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me
give
you another hint, it's something your mother calls your
father."
Little Johnny holds up his hand and hollers, "It's a horny
bastard!!!"
